P223 CEEFAX 223 Tue 30 Dec 22:40/00 4/6 TABLETS TUK EXTR COMPUTER INSTRUCTION: "Proceed with menu" (Hiss, click, click, crunch) "....As I was saying, mustard drops, (bottle R/86.3), mince pie tablets (vial P/22.3) followed by ptree of cheese and biscuits (tube S/15.8)...." COMPUTER INSTRUCTION: "Cheese and biscuit puree M you're kidding..." (Crackle, click, grind, thump) "You want the menu or not...?" More in a moment ,,,,,,,,,,,,,P223 CEEFAX 223 Tue 30 Deq 22:53/09 COMPUTER INSTRUCTION: "You're joking M just give me a spam sandwich" (Clunk, hiss, rumble, bang) "Sorry, pal, spam's off...N.." More in a moment ,,,,,,,,,,,,P223 CEEFAX 223 Tue 30 Dec 22:00/10 1/6 @ TABLETS P K EXTR Thdrd's not(hng quhtd lik— sitting down to a plateful of succulent turkey slices at Christmas time is there? But just imachne the plight brave lads on the edges of the galaxy in dhe year 3001 the Pioneer corps ofP223 CEEFAX 223 Tue 30 Dec 22:40/00 1/6 TABLETS TUK EXTR There's nothing quite like sitting down to a plateful of succulent turkey slices at Christmas time is there? But just imagine the plight of those brave lads on the edges of the galaxy in the yfar 3001 - the Pioneer corps of the 31st century. No cranberry jelly or mince pies for them M instead, the Christmas repast comes in the form of tubes, bottles and tablets... More in a moment ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,P223 CEEFAX 223 Tue 30 Dec 22:40/10 3/6 TABLETS TU K EXTR COMPUTER INSTRUCTION: "Proceed with menu" (Crunch, clunk, tinkle) "....thank youN Christmas pudding paste (tube P/176.4), mustard drops (bottle R/86.3)...." COMPUTER INSTRUCTION: "Query...mustard do you mean cust—rd? (Click, click, rattle, bang) "... look, mac, I don't write the programme, I just repeat what Igve been toldN Mustard is what you got..." More in a moment ,,,,,,,,,,,,,P223 CEEFAX 223 Tue 30 Dec 22:00/11 No cranberry jelly or mince pies for them M instead, the Christmas repast comes in the form of tubes, bottles and tablets. N More in a moment ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,P223 CEEFAX 223 Tue 30 Dec 22:08/00 (Crunch, clunk, tinkle) " ..Nth—nk you. ChrIstmas ptdding paste (tube P/176.4), musdard drops (bottle R/86 3) ..." CGLPYTER INSTRUCTION: "Query...mustard - do you mean cust—rd? (Click, click, rattle, bang) "N..Nlook, mac, I don't write the progr—lle, I bust repfat what I've been told Mustard is what you got..." More in a moment P223 CEEFAX 223 Tue 30 Dec 22:08/20 @ 3/6 j1j7bw1 TABLETS DU K EXTR COM@QTER INSTRUCTION: "Proceed with menu"P223 CEEFAX 223 Tue 30 Dec 22:54/06 6/6 TABLETS TUK EXTR COMPUTER INSTRUCTION: "Trying to do a job - or attempting to poison me?" (Crack, tinkle, click, buzz) "Unfortunately, I have not been programmed to cope with that kind of an offer - you want the meal or not?" COMPUTER INSTRUCTION: "You're foking - just give me a spam sandwich" (Clunk, hiss, rumble, bang) "Sorry, pal, spam's off......" More in a moment ,,,,,,,,,,,,P223 CEEFAX 223 Tue 30 Dec 22:51/38 T 6/6 TABLETS TURK EXTR COMHUTER INSTRUCTION: "Trying to do a job - or attempting to poison me?" (Crack, tinkle, click, buzz) "Unfortunately, I have not been programmed to copf with that kind of an offer M you want the meal or not?"P223 CEEFAX 223 Tue 30 Dec 22:40/11 2/6 TABLETS TUK EXTR (25.12.3001) COMPUTER INSTRUCTION: "Present lunch menu" (Click, click, buzz, clunk) "Extract of turkey (bottle M/15.6), assorted vegN (bottle V/12.0) raspberry jelly (tube J/23.7); one ration each infusion of wine, white, dry (bottle D/45.2)...." COMPUTER INSTRUCTION: "Query...raspberry jelly?" (Grind, whirr, click, click) "Sorry, bud, cranberry's off...."P223 CEEFAX 223 Tue 30 Dec 22:44/00 5/6 TABLETS TU K EXTR COMPUTER INSTRUCTION: "Go on then..." (Clunk, click, every trip) "....after cheese and biscuit puree, toffee and shandy extract (bottles D/34.5 and D/12N2)N.." COMPUTER INSTRUCTION: "Toffee and shandy M or coffee and brandy?" (Grumble, clackety-clack, bang) "Look, friend, I'm getting bored with you're continual interruptions M I'm just trying to do a bob hdre, y'know"